Dick Van Patten Movies

Three women start a lunch wagon business but run into stiff resistance from a competitor.

Danny is hopelessly in love with his teacher Peggy Noble. Of course she doesn't even notice him while she plans to marry the obnoxious coach Roy...

A group of eccentric retirees' lives are turned upside down when their beloved apartment complex is suddenly sold out from under them.

A dad tries to impress the daughter -- a soon-to-be college student he thinks is hanging around with a bad crowd.

A funny anthology featuring various sketches about people having trouble with love and sex.

As a couple (Valentine and Greene) prepare to get married all sorts of uninvited and unexpected guests arrive and secrets are revealed.

A rebellious 17-year-old girl ignores parental advice and joins her friends as a beach-bound regular on the local hitchhiking circuit, being picked...

When a group of terrorists (led by Luther) take over a high school making the students in it their hostages, it is up to several of the students (led...

When Kate discovers she has a terminal illness, she persuades boyfriend Andy to visit Groom Lake, a reputed hotbed of alien activity, hoping to...

A foster boy is befriended by a lost dog who turns out to belong to the President of the United States. The boy decides to run away from the foster...

Arthur is asked to pick up a bird for Thanksgiving dinner, so he brings home a 266-pound chicken named Henrietta. The family welcome her with open...

A technician brings a frozen specimen of the original Blob back from the North Pole. When his wife accidentally defrosts the thing, it terrorizes the...

When Ethan's older brother Greg is found dead, the police rule the case a suicide, but Ethan suspects foul play stemming from Greg's recent...

Burnt-out private dick Jacob Aloysius Spanner teams up with his brother to help an old adversary track down his one remaining loved one, his...

Younger brother Mitch is having all kinds of problems competing with his older brother Sean over a girl that just moved in next door

The world goes backwards on Opposite Day. The kids become adults, and the adults become kids.

It's Christmas Eve and Judy Emerson is told there's no such thing as Santa. Determined to prove her family wrong, she sets an elaborate trap and...

Clearly influenced by the darker, more sinister style of spaghetti westerns, Dirty Little Billy offers a unique insight into the beginnings of the...

When Redwood Federal Penitentiary closes, there are going to be several hundred prisoners looking for a new home. Several of the most dangerous, all...

This second made-for-television reunion film finds eldest son David on the brink of marriage to a divorcee. However, some of his sisters would prefer...