Robert LaSardo Movies

A man's enthusiastic penis starts talking to him, getting him into awkward situations and convincing everyone he tells that he's completely insane.

Seeking retribution for the accidental death of his family, a wealthy businessman dealing in illegal arms smuggling attempts to destroy one of...

July 4th 2015 the world was invaded by zombies. Humanity was put to the test in a small town in Colorado, where it all began.

A collection of rogues must gather information on a mysterious extra-dimensional threat to the galaxy in the 43rd century, and prepare a defense...

Charlie Rankin, recently released from prison, seeks vengeance for his jail-house mentor William "The Buddha" Pettigrew. Along the way, he meets the...

T, as most of his friends, lives in a self-constructed 'house', built on top of an old building in the city. Their one passion is 'combat'. Combat is...

A group of soldiers are ordered to hold a bridge during a zombie outbreak, but what lives underneath the bridge, proves to be even more deadly.

Set along a dangerous trail to the Mexican border, where every migrant is prey to assault. A proud knife-wielding heroine born into impoverished...

A pierced and tattooed sadist, Captain Howdy, trolls the Internet for naive teens, luring them to his home to torture and defile them. When Howdy...

Long time inmate Twitch (Kurupt) gets himself transfered to a tougher prison than the re-opened Alcatraz. He claims it's to be closer to his lady but...

A group of young adults spend the weekend at a friend's house by the lake. Joined by the local sheriff, the group encounters an escaped convict...

A retired MMA world champion gets caught up in an underground fight club called the "Blood Circus" and must fight to survive and save his family.

In this unearthed lost movie from 1990 that the studio deemed too terrible to release, a Vietnam Veteran Sal Bando(Sorbo), tortured by his past as a...

The ambitious friends come together during the holidays after a mystery assailant targets one of their own. A comedic thrill-ride follows, as the...

An ex-special forces operative discovers her daughter has been abducted by a ruthless human trafficking ring. She launches 'hunt mode', an all-out...

A retired hitman must reawaken all his deadly skills and fight a one-man war against his former employer.

Two honest cops decide to cross the line for a one time score. But a simple plan to shake up an illegal arms dealer goes bad, resulting in his death....

A desperate mother and father attempt to cure their eight-year-old son's brain tumor by enlisting the help of a shamanistic healer; when the ritual...

A group of elite bounty hunters are on the trail to track down and kill The Desert Fiends. Meanwhile, a TikTok style influencer has come into town to...